Farewell Tribute To Fashion Icon Sparks Controversies

HK Holds Ceremony In Memory Of Ex Fashion Icon After Win

After being crowned winner of hit reality TV show of 2006 "Survivor Model Bootcamp", the Reality TV star was met with major tragedy. Best friend of the fashion icon on the show, who went through thick and thin with him, finally died at a ripe old age of 18202839 years old. Nokia 8250 aka Black Beauty, who had multiple unsuccessful attempts at suicide to reasons unknown towards the end of the TV series, was being put to sleep finally late last night due of his irreparable state of amnesia and Parkinson's disease.

The close friend whom the celebrity was acquainted with during the show had attempted multiple suicide attempts previously, like jumping down high-rise buildings while HK was asleep and many more, but he miraculously survived each fall with mere fractures and broken bones. In his prime, Black Beauty was a living legend in the worlds of fashion and cutting edge technology. He first caught the eye of the public when he sported a feminine bright pink outfit, breaking all conventions that hot pink are not for males. Soon after, Black Beauty shocked the world once again when he decided to go barenaked, removing his trademark bright pink and all. Due to serious protests by the United Nations of Human Rights, Black Beauty finally obliged, and the world saw him in his best - Sexy Black. A sleek, skin-tight outfit designed personally by HK's best friend, JX's line of clothing - the Orang.U.Tan - it inspired many designers and trend followers all over the world and thus given the title Black Beauty.

The death of Black Beauty came as a second blow to the star, with the recent sudden demise of his other close friend of 4 years, Giganta. The beautiful giantess, who suddenly went into shock and sudden lethal myocardial infarction a few days ago, was an old friend of HK's even before Model Bootcamp. Together with Giganta and Black Beauty, HK got through the tough times in Model Bootcamp having to be size 0 despite being a whopping size 17873 originally.

"Of course I'm crushed about Black Beauty's death," said HK before bawling bowls of tears, "but I understand he's in a better place now. He had been wanting to die for ages, now he finally got what he wants!"

HK had a touching memorial service for the once fashion icon shortly after that of Giganta. When asked if he would be able to move on, the Reality TV star revealed that he would be getting back together with his other friend, Sleek Beauty. "Sure, Sleek Beauty is not my dead Black Beauty, but at least he's not colorblind, and he can take nice pictures!"

HK Goes Green

HK's New Nano Green Ipod

HK, half of the Reaity TV couple, JXHK, was seen walking out of a pet store with a new found pal in the streets of Orchard Road. After the sudden loss of both pets earlier this month, plus size Ipod, Giganta, and color blind phone, Black Beauty, the controversial celebrity has been on the search for his new playmate. Although word has it that best friend and partner, JX, has been trying desperately to fit the shoes, the newly titled fashion icon is still not happy.

"I absolutely love it as it is in my favourite color Apple Lime Grass Green, a color as unique as me, and he is as itsy bitsy small and thin like me!" exclaimed the plus size model trying desperately to suck in his tummy and look skinny for the paparazzis while holding his new green Ipod up for a clearer shoot.

The delusional celebrity then announced the new found name for his new Ipod and called him Quincy, named after a favourite character from the famous long running japanese show, "Bleach". The ditzy celebrity then announced an all green photoshoot but the spokesperson later declined saying its a waste of time and resources.

Lets hope HK treats Quincy better care than he treated his past few pets this time round.

Barney has “A New Friend”
Reality TV star appears on an episode of “Barney and Friends”

Set of “Barney and friends” – The casts of the No.1 hit preschool kids program, Barney and Friends, was startled by an impromptu guest appearance of Reality TV turned singer turned model turned Bollywood director turned fashion designer and now hostess JX. It was an episode titled “A New Friend” where Barney and his friends were supposed to introduce a new friend in the famous kid's programme, uprising child star Luci, to their team when suddenly a tall woman dressed in a purple color T-shirt jumps out from behind the sets and lunge herself towards the fully grown Barney.

“Oh my god! It all happened so fast! We were shooting the part when the Barney doll explodes into a huge array of stars transforming into a huge real life jumping around, sing along Barney when this crazy tall black girl suddenly jumps into the set with arms outstretched and singing, or rather shouting, ‘I love YOU! YOU LOVE ME!!!’ song!” exclaimed Kristen one of the main characters on the show.

Carlos, the most good looking boy on the show, was rushed to the hospital with severe head injuries after trying to pull her off the purple dinosaur. “It took 10 security guards and 15minutes to finally get her off Barney! She totally destroyed the show! *^@#%^!” shouted Luci, looks like she missed the Barney episode about manners from the show.

Representatives for the Reality TV star JX said she was filming for her new reality TV show “Confessions” where people meet their crushes and confess their love for the other person. “JX wanted to meet Barney and declare her unrequited love of 20 years to him for her show’s debut episode. However everything got out of control when she got too excited to be on the set with him thus the series of unfortunate events took place yesterday,” said her spokesperson. Looks like we’ll have to wait for her show’s spring debut next year to see her “Confession” for Barney.

Giganta Deceased

HK mourns over sudden death of Ipod

The world had yet another loss, as HK's plus size Ipod, Giganta, was declared dead last night at 0000hrs. The plus size Ipod, which has been inseparable with HK for the past four years, introduced amazing music to his life. The loyal pet stood by HK's side through his time in the physically and mentally demanding Survivor Model Bootcamp. However, at midnight last night, Giganta had a sudden major heart attack and went into seizure thereafter. The controversial Reality TV star HK, who was present at the moment, attempted to revive the dying plus size pet with whatever little knowledge he has of CPR, however all attempts are futile.

Autopsy results later showed that Giganta's body crashed right after its seizure, the cause of death is unknown but word has it that it was the intense weight of the Reality TV star HK that may have been the culprit for the crushed body.

"I didn't even get to say goodbye," said a grieving HK in between tears. "We didn't even have the chance to sing one last song together! We promised to always sing Sound of Music's 'So Long Farewell! Its Time to say Goodbye!' before a major departure! Life can be so cruel!"

HK refused to give any comments thereafter, turning away scheduled press interviews.

Ben Turns 1

Ben's New Look spark off rumours

Half of singing sensation Bennah Wee, Ben or was once commonly known as No.0, shocked the world yesterday with his stunning new look he attained after appearing on the second season of "Model Bootcamp". After much persuasion from fellow friend and season 1 winner Reality TV star HK, Ben auditioned to be on the show and is now one of twelve aspiring models who made it through the No.1 hit Reality TV of 2006. They will then be required to survive elimination by undergoing multiple photoshoots and strenous trim and fit regimes to be crowned the winner of the show. The ex member of the once popular boyband, Questions, shocked both family and friends after being the "Biggest Loser" who is said to has lost an amazing 1543pounds after appearing on the show looking like a numder 1.

Follwing his sudden weight loss has rumours flying around accusing the singer to being anorexic and the show is said to be banned in certain conservative countries as they refuse to have more images of skinny models on TV to warp the minds of the young and innocent who are watching the famous reality TV program. However Ben's spokesperson defended him and said "Ben has never looked better, and the sudden loss in weight is based on exercise not starving."

Despite losing that much weight, wife and famous chef on TV, Nana, has this to say, "I like him better when he is fleshier."