JXHK Adopts Starfish

Was JXHK married? They are the next celebrity couple in line after famous pop duo, Bennah Wee, to adopt a baby. JXHK seemed to have heeded the close friends', Bennah Wee, advice to adopt a baby. The scandalous couple had been spotted leaving the famous orphanage, Baby Pool, with a starfish in their hands. Their new child, Patrick Star, is a brand new kid in the block and it is said that as soon as they laid eyes on him, they fell in love with that big round tummy of his. They even bought a brand new fishing net for him as a 1st birthday present. However, the couple's actions has brought up alot of controversies as they are not wed thus not eligible for adoption. However, are they going to remain strong together or break under the pressure.

YAWP’s Most Eligible Bachelors Swimsuit Edition 2006

Sentosa – 12 contestants from all over the world gathered together yesterday for the meet and greet session on Sentosa for YAWP’s most Eligible Bachelors Swimsuit Edition 2006. The competition will last for a total of 14 days and fans are allowed to vote for their favorites and the top five will then be qualified in the finals held on 13 August 2006. The prelude and the actual pageant will be hosted by reality tv star HK, who will be following the 12 Beauty Kings along their journey to the crown.

Here are the details of individual Bachelors, as well as our own predictions on who will win the awards in individual categories.

Country: KoreaName: Bae Yong “Tau” Fu
Age: 22
Winning Title: 2nd runner up.
Occupation: Holds a major role in sappy Korean film.
Do you know: He is actually the stand in for fat stubby hands in “Da Chang Jin” cooking moments.
Quote: A way to the woman’s heart is through the stomach.












Country: Guangzhou, China
Name: Albert Mao Yi-Zhou
Age: 22
Winning Title: 4th runner up.
Occupation: National Ping Pong Player
Do you know: He once asked Maria Sharapova for a game of ping pong duel not knowing that she is in fact a tennis player!
Quote: WEIII DA DA!!!










Country: New Zealand
Name: Ernie Raspberry
Age: 21
Winning Title: 5th runner up.
Occupation: New Zealand Natural drink spokesperson
Do you know: He was once underweight but after becoming the spokesperson of New Zealand Natural drink, he gained a whooping 20kg to be the man he is today, all natural!
Quote: Beauty is skin deep…But in my case, it goes all the way pass my skin and below the fats.









Country: Malaysia
Name: Yusoff Mohammed Dollah
Age: 20
Winning Title: 3rd runner up.
Occupation: Leader of the alleyway 90210 gang
Do You Know: Yusoff underwent bleaching two years ago, resulting in him having unnaturally fair skin for a Malay.
Quote: @$@^#@@!$%%











Country: Japan
Name: Takero Rurin Syaoran Fye Ah Pui
Age: 21
Winning Title: 1st runner up, Best Body.
Occupation: Sumo wrestler and part time belly dancer.
Do you know: He was the man behind the Hippo costume in Hippo and friends but after the show was scraped due to inappropriate explicit content, he became a full time sumo wrestler.
Quote: Wiggle my belly like a pot full of jelly!









Country: Phuket
Name: Kelvin Tan Ah Tong
Age: 23
Winning Title: Best swimsuit.
Occupation: Swimsuit model
Do You Know: is the only contestant who hadn’t passed the auditions to make it here. He was coincidentally washed ashore by a freakish wave just at crucial moment when the other 11 contestants are being unveiled, and thus he became 12.
Quote: ARGHHH! I got sand in my eyesssss!


Country: India
Name: Pavatee Chanderlee
Age: 20
Winning Title: Mr. Nice Smile
Occupation: Bollywood backup dancer
Do You Know: He was spokesperson for Darlie and he won the Bollywood Movie Awards (BMA) for ‘Best Dance Around a Coconut Tree’ in 2005.
Quote: A prata a day keeps your teeth whiter everyday.










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Country: Honolulu, Hawaii
Name: Lilo LuLu
Age: 20
Winning Title: Mr. Eligible Bachelor 2006, Best National Costume.
Occupation: Pizza Hut deliverer
Do You Know: The ‘palm trees’ popping out from his head are actually part of his national costume, and he’s actually wearing it above his head.
Quote: Aloha! Hawaiian pizza! Upsize please!








Country: Brazil
Name: Yanginaldo Pistachio !!!!!
Age: 20
Winning Title: Most photogenic
Occupation: Still-life portrait model
Do You Know: This heir of the Pistachio nuts won multiple awards at art fests including ‘most mesmerizing still life portrait’, and he insisted his picture be taken in the most complimenting way to him – with his eyes closed.
Quote: Zzzzzzz…









Country: Thailand
Name: Kong Bak Pao aka Iron Lady
Age: 22
Winning Title: None.
Occupation: Beautiful Boxer
Do You Know: Bak Pao forgot his supply of botox injection, resulting in him having severe crows feet outbreak at the corner of his eyes during the photoshoot.
Quote: I want to be a million dollar baby.





Country: Italy
Name: Mozarellah Cinderellah
Age: 18
Winning Title: None.
Occupation: Unemployed
Do You Know: His nipples and belly button actually form an equilateral triangle which each side measuring 12.72829cm long.
Quote: Today’s programme is brought to you by the number TWO!









Country: Australia
Name: !kingkong!!!bushyman!!!!!!!!
Age: 22
Winning Title: Most talented contestant (tongue twisting act)
Occupation: Tribal Leader
Do You Know: he won the international tongue twister award due to his amazing ability to flex his tongue muscles (years of trying to pronounce his own name).
Quote: Peterpepperpickedapickpickledpepperppp!!!

Gracie Turns A Big 2-0

Its beauties and geeks altogether at Grossman's 20th birthday bash

Gracie Grossman, best known for her convincing role as the fat, orange cat in "Garfield: Fat Cat in the City" ( a remake of 1999's "Babe in the City") recently just turned twenty, and her not-too-surprising surprise party was held at Laguna Beach, though the party-goers stayed far away from the water due to Gracie's volatile allergies to sea water. The beach party started off in secrecy, planned by her friends acquainted during her participation in flop reality TV series "Beauty and the Geek", which was scraped midway through filming processes due to the sudden and massive dropping outs of the 'beauty' contestants, leaving only the 'geeks' (of whom Gracie was part of) to continue on with the challenges. The show that never made it wasn't a complete failure though, as we see Gracie and her fellow 'geeks' bonding and forging real friendships that lasted way the filmings. To celebrate her big 2-0, the 'geeks' rented a holiday chalet along Laguna Beach to surprise Gracie, but news of her birthday bash soon got out when when one of the 'geeks' couldn't control her excitment at attending her first ever beach party in the last twenty years.
Alongside her geeky pals, Gracie's other friends from a different part of her life was also invited to the birthday bash, so as to form up enough people to finish the gigantic birthday cake baked by geeky friend Mary Poppies, Chief Baker at 'Baker's Inn'. The party see famous faces like retired competitive swimmer Cheryl Zhang, ice-princess socialite Amanda Bines, triad daughter and heiress Huat Myer and husband Rose D.D, Cantopop icon Jay 'Smelly' Chow and beau Emily (best known for her Oscar-winning role as Emily Rose in "Escapism of Emily Rose: The Return of the Ghost"), as well as popular reality TV couple JXHK.
Though the geeks and birthday girl Gracie turned up at the holiday chalet early morning at 5 am for a round of Tai Chi, her other friends all arrived fashionably late at 6 pm. Sensing tension from the gathered geeks who had been killing time meanwhile by solving a 1020284 pages of crossword puzzles and quadratic equations, JX knocked over Amanda Bine's Soya Bean Milk for beautiful skin, hoping that a little mopping and cleaning up which ensued will excite the geeks. She succeeded. After the geeks formed into two teams and competed over the title of 'fastest magic cleaners', the party proceeded out to the porch for a pot-luck dinner. The sight of the spread the geeks had arranged turned most people (except of course, the geeks) off, but Rose D.D., who has just returned home from Kuwait on a exchange trip, wolfed down half the spread, munching on a 102947m long bread stick which was initially part of the table decorations designed by Mary Poppies.
After the dinner, the party proceeded on for a movie-watching under the (glow-in-the dark stick-ons) stars. The explicit content of the movie screened shocked the geeks, and a girl fainted for a full 10 minutes due to high blood pressure. Fortunately, she came to shortly when the geeks held one of their friend's mismatched colored socks under her nose. After the glitch, the cutting of the humongous birthday cake followed. Due to the geeks' different system of photo-taking, Gracie's cooler party attendees were all caught in unglam positions, where gaping mouths and slitted eyes were exposed. Some were deeply offended by this. Retired swimmer Cheryl, who claims she had never been photographed badly before due to her spider-legs long eyelashes, demaded to have the developed pictures photoshopped, or she will file a lawsuit. The geeky photographer obliged.
Following that procession, the party-goers decided to fulfill one of Gracie's life-long fantasy - to walk slowly into the swimming pool pretending its the ocean, so she could imagine she was Rose from hit movie, "Titanic". As the crowd stood by the pool witnessing Gracie's magical moment, it was noticed that Rose D.D looked extremely uncomfortable when one of the geeks (playing Jack of "Titanic") called out 'I love you, Rose!" repeatedly to the wading Gracie. Rose D.D. excused himself to the bathroom thereafter. Her dream fulfilled, Gracie emerged from the swimming pool in great excitment - an absolute dead-ringer to cult classic "The Lochness Monster"- as she lumbered towards her friends for a thank-you hug. Catastrophe ensued as JX and Cheryl were knocked over by the immense body weight, and JX suffered from bleeding knees. She was rushed off to a make-shift polyclinic (set up by Huat Myer, Cheryl and Amanda Bines) thereafter. She was fine.
With the party almost over, some of the cooler faces left, leaving unwilling leavers JXHK, Amanda Bines and Cheryl with the rest of the geeks. Lounging around the bed, and doing attention-seeking poses, the four hinted on many occassions on their interest to join the geeks and Gracie in their midnight fire-works bazaar. The geeks ignored them, and they soon left in dismay.
The party was half-success; half flop, but one thing is for sure thought: geeks and beauties mixes like oil and water.

JXHK GIVES BACK TO SOCIETY (interview in Newsweek)

A year has passed since JX and HK first caught the attention of the world with their number one reality tv show, 'A FAMED LIFE', which overshadowed the loud and flamboyant combination of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in barely two seconds. The two, JX and HK, emerged as the world's new favourite socialites-in-pink...'and sometimes in the other colours of the rainbow' quipped an excited HK, who admitted that their unbiased love for wearing every colour to be found on the rainbow,as opposed to just having one favourite colour, had to do with the CareBears. 'The Carebears, and okay, also the weird lion always hanging out with them, you know, they are our inspiration,' said JX, donning a matching retro printed tee of a band of CareBears doing the 'Carebear Stare' at the interview, alongside partner HK.
Though the two behaved like they hadn't seen movable chairs with wheels before, with JX sitting on HK as he ferries them around the room squealing like kids on a roller coaster ride, don't be so soon to judge them. Behind the eccentric-behaviours lies two very warm hearts. Both JX and HK had recently founded a charity for the Poor Unfortunate Souls That Watch Only One Show Per Year (PUSTWOOSPY).

The following is an interview reporter Lucy Aslan had with the duo at a location in Singapore.

Lucy A: Welcome to Singapore once more. You two had been here so many times before, so what brings you two back here again?

JX: We're here to audition for a new reality tv show... *giggles* Yep, can't say what is it about cos we're not allowed to let the mew mew out of the bag! *laughs* (HK screeches in laughter before attempting to mew like a cat.)

Lucy A: Oh, top secret eh? It's alright, we won't force you anymore, then. So what exactly it is that spur the both of you to set up the PUSTWOOPSY?

HK: It's a very sad story, actually. You see, while I was sent to model bootcamp, you know, to whip my body into shape for my Vogue photoshoot, I befriended this man who had never once...*tears* had never once... Oh I'm so sorry I'm not usually this emotional... (JX offers HK a tissue as she patted his back)

Lucy A: I'm so sorry to have upset you, HK.

HK: *sniffs* It's alright. As I was saying, I befriended this man who has never...watched Lord Of The Rings till this year! Can you believe how sad he was? This year?! Oh, I'm gonna cry all over again... Oh, dear...Oh, my... Ohhhh! It's just so...sad...you know? (HK starts dabbling at his tears)

JX: It's very sad... It's like there are people out there who're actually watching only one movie per year, you know? And here we are sulking over the bucket of popcorn at the theatres because it's the third time we're catching Superman Begins, complaining: "Oh, his dialogues and the plot are beginning to get stale to my ears. Yes, Lois Lane, I am Superman without the glasses, yes I can fly, yes yada yada I know what's the ending gonna be." *rolls eyes* And there are people out there who'll only watch the show five years from now!

HK: Five years...Five years! There would be already six sequels by then! Oh, the heavens can be so very,very unfair! (HK sobs uncontrollably).

Lucy A: I'm sure it must be very sad for you then, HK. But, the man sure is lucky to have met you or otherwise, the PUSTWOOSPY wouldn't be here right now, would it?

HK: *giggles weakly and sniffs* I guess so. We plan to take under our wings as many poor souls like my friend from bootcamp, and to give these PUSTWOOPEES opportunities to watch every big hit on the silver screen once the show opens in theatres...

JX: ...not forgetting the complimentary sweet-and-salty popcorn bucket and a choice of drink they can choose from coke, coke light with lemon, ice milo or ice lemon tea! *smiles* (HK nods).

Lucy A: Mmm-mmm. That sure sound yummy and fun! You guys certainly make me want to be a PUSTWHOOPER!

HK: It's PUSTWOOSPEES. As in, PUST W-O-O-S-P-E-E-S. You said PUST W-H-O-O-P-E-R, and that's wrong. That's the whooper burger you're referring to.

Lucy A: *laughs* Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry for that one. My bad. PUSTWOOSPEES, I mean.

HK: *smiles* Nah, it's alright. *Sniffs* Sorry about that, my nose is still runny from my sadness just now. Lucy A: You are most certainly pardoned! So, is there anything about the PUSTWOOSPY you guys want to talk about?

JX: Oh I'm glad you mention that. Myself and HK, along with a team of creative designers have came up with the official faces for PUSTWOOSPY, which is none other than ourselves, of course. For the photoshoot (SCROLL DOWN FOR PICTURE BELOW), we were lucky to be sponsored by famous designers like Chanel (for the stylish glasses), Burberry (the classy 'berry' earrings), and even Kelly Osbourne, who donated two fresh flowers off her private garden so we could jazz up our hair. They're all very nice and charitable people, especially Kelly. *laughs*

HK: Oh yes, we love Kelly Osbourne. Whoever says fat people should die should kill themselves right now.

Lucy A: Wow, that's indeed very nice of the sponsors! And the official poster for the PUSTWOOSPY is looking pretty good, I got to say.

JX & HK: Oh, thank you... You're far too kind, Miss Aslan.

Lucy A: *laughs* Yes, it's actually Mrs. Aslan, not Miss. Aslan and I had been married for a few years now... Even had a baby cub named Simba. He's the loveliest cub ever. *smiles*

HK: Awww... I'm sure he is. I watched your family video,'The Lion King' which showed your cub being baptised over the edge of the cliff by an old monkey. It was very touching. *tears*

Lucy A: Wow, thanks! And well, thank you for your time, the both of you! We'll like to wish the PUSTWOOSPY and its PUSTWOOSPEES all the best. The two of you certainly had hearts of angels.

JX & HK: *stands up and puts hands on hips, rocking side to side* Saaaave the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race, there are, people dying, make a better place for you and for meeee. YOU AND FOR ME, YOU AND FOR ME! Carebear Share!

JXHK no more?

Singapore - Has the most talked bout couple of 2006 gone their separate ways?! Reality TV stars JXHK, who was seen together most of the time, both on and off the cameras, were recently caught by the infamous parparazzi commonly known only as 'RIBENA' not talkin to each other again. Their last cold war with each other was when JX was to be the spokesperson of FILA 2 years ago and HK who was hoping to snatch the deal too was ditched due to unrevealed reasons. Since then, they have not had a major fight with each other other than one more time when HK gave JX "THE FACE" on their close friends, Potatoh's and Hannah's, birthday celebration at the turf club last year.

They had a smooth sailing career and relationship with each other, despite the breakups and disintegration of cliques, around them. Recently JX was last seen hanging around cafe cartel in the company of the famous fat cat Garfield Grossman and SAF face 2006 Jay "Smelly" Chow. While her other half super model, HK, was last seen sporting a green camou suit with evil gnomes whipping him into shape in a boot camp. Has the curse of all celebrity couples fallouts finally hit our all time fave funny couple?!

The funny couple have been slamming all the scandals of the two of them being an item for the last two years and now when word is out, saying they are quits, they are no where to be found?! Their spokesperson and adopted child, Patrick Star, declined to say anything about his star couple refusing to comment when interviewed outside his malibu mansion near the bikini bottom beach. Potatoh a close mutual friend of the Reality TV stars said, "Nothing was wrong with them. They are perfectly happy together!" she suddenly look down and starts to sob uncontrollably and refused to comment further and starts to turn and run back to her clementi home flailing her huge mane and arms in the air as she ran. PY, star of Reality TV show "BIG JIE JIE", and Hannah, celebrity chef, were both unreachable as one is filming and another is currently seeing a marriage counsellor with her on-off boyfriend Ben. Fans of the reality tv stars are now standing outside the imperial palace releasing 1263 birds in the air every 15 mins hoping to bring them good luck! Stay tune for more information on the latest news updates regarding the infamous couple.

HK's Eyebrows-Raising Shoot

HK hits cover of Vogue magazine in a controversial photoshoot

SAFTI, Singapore - Current 'it' face Pippin Pee HK has been hogging media spotlights recently, and it so seemed like he is not about to step out of the limelight anytime soon The 20 year old who shot into stardom after the airing of hit-reality tv show 'A Fame Life' (co-starring JX) has been rolling in the cash not only in the music scene, but was also busy with other agendas which includes being a celebrity participant (alongside JX once again) in the acclaimed game show, 'SCENE IT? (and scream like a girl if you don't know the answer.)'.
HK is most certainly one of People's magazine top 100 talked-about celebrity of the year, and his popularity sure is attracting the attention of many media moguls, including the creative team at Vogue magazine. The next issue of Vogue magazine, set to hit all major bookstores some time this week, will see HK on the front cover, sharing the picture alongside 17283 other male models wannabes (audition rejects from the last season of 'Are you hot?'). HK and the 'NOT HOT!' models are flown in specially to Singapore's SAFTI millitary grounds for the Vogue photoshoot.
Dressed in military number one, the photoshoot certainly asked a lot out of HK, who was required to exude sexiness despite the serious, regimental choice of clothings he was made to wear. Says creative director of photoshoot Michael Kor, "It was a test of his versality and HK nailed it.' Even though he was made to share the picture with 17283 other faces, HK stood out from the rest with his provocative pose comprising of a stuck-out chest and ass coupled with a full-lip pout, which reminded many of notorious socialite Bai ling in her earlier modelling days.
Though Michael Kor loved the picture, there had been much negative feedback from others. 'The way his legs were posed,' says photo critic Tom Gunn, motioning to HK's unshy way of flaunting his thunder thighs, 'is a bit obsecne. The public might be mortified.' Nina Garcia, famous make up artist, also felt that the picture was hanging dangerously along the lines of a low-grade adult film. "He look a little too slutty for my liking.' Will the public love it or hate it, the world will soon find out when the next issue of Vogue magazine hit stands.
For now, HK is not letting negative criticism get to him. 'Me, upset?' he asked with a giggle. 'Of course not. In fact, I had just been signed on with Madame Butterfly to be the official face for their 2006 spring collection cheong sams. They say I have the perfect posture to pull it off.' he said, donning a stunning black silk cheong sam printed with golden peonies and flying dragons.
HK is not the only one who is reaping the benefits after the Vogue photoshoot. Fellow male model on the picture, Ah Pui (who was squatting beside HK at the photoshoot), was contacted soon after the picture was taken to take part in the next season's 'The Biggest Loser.'. Ah Pui was not contactable for an interview at press time.

Porneo and Tohliet

Singapore - Fallen superstar Salty toh or currently known as Potatoh is now preparing for her disney on ice debut this summer. This highly anticipated musical on ice is going to star Potatoh and her rumoured on screen lover porn star JF Lye playing the leads of two star crossed lovers who got tragically crossed eyed due to some freak accident. Reality star duo JXHK are also having major roles in this icey love musical! It is a musical adaptation, twisted to modern context, of the all time favourite shakespear play "Romeo and Juliet". Fans of Potatoh all round the world and critics have been awaiting for this production since word of this tragic love story was accidentally let out by chatterboxy duo JXHK last year on their hit reality tv show "A Famed Life". And this is the first time where 3D glasses are going to be used in a musical on ice broadway production. Catch this heart wrenching, eye twisting, mind bobbling love tragedy musical on ice in the indoor stadium near you!

Fat Cat burglur

Cafe Cartel - Reality star JX's phone was sexually harrassed by the infamous Fat Cat Garfield Grossman and her accomplice the face of SAF 2006 Jay "Smelly" Chow. It was reported that the Bonnie and Clyde team was caught red handed (because they were playing with ketchup sauce at the moment) by JX's best friend HK. He was quoted as saying, "I knew something was wrong when her sms was as short as my hair!" The angry reality star start pressing his short spikes before continuing "I immediately went into treacon charlie and carry out what we've been practicing so far whenever our handphones get infiltrated by unknown sources who wants to know our secret to having non stop conversation topics and long never ending smses!" When asked what those actions were, he merely said, "Just switch off my phone lah!" He immediately gave himself a pat on his shoulders with pearls of tears rolling down his rosy burnt cheeks, and under his breath, he said, "Well done". Grossman whose movie "Fei Mao 2" was set to be released this weekend was cancelled due to reasons unknown. One things for sure though, the Cat was let out of the bag today when the Bonnie and Clyde duo were caught giggling away like a pair of girls upon JX's return from the bread counter and that caused her to raise an eyebrow of suspicion. Upon further investigation and the switching on of HK's phone after 1625mins, the culprit was caught and placed in a room for further interrogation. Spokesperson of both JX and Grossman refused to reveal any actions taken.

Reality Stars Crowned winners

In a small corner of a 5 room HDB flat in Redhill - Reality star duo JXHK has done it yet again! It was only 1 year ago when the two budding celebrities just released their now no.1 hit reality tv series "A Famed Life" which documents their life on becoming the next big thing! It took the world by storm and shortly after that they were seen all over the media and thats when their modelling career starts off. Known as Tyra Bumps and Heidi Plumps in the modelling world, JXHK - both plus sized models, showed the world that nothing is wrong with having thunder thighs. Following the success of their runway careers, they next then released a chart topping album "JXHK" with a string of no.1s like "Part of your world", "Cinderellee" and the anthem of 2005 "Wulala Song". With these amazing string of successes in their short career, they were recently crowned champions in a famous game show "DVD - Scene It!" where they announced the defining question with such utmost confidence together. They finished the show's finale by performing "We R the Champions!" and walked away with 10million dollars for their charity organisation "Feed Us Because We Are Hungry". Well we do not know what is going to be next on their to do list but one thing is for sure, they sure are great entertainers!