Giganta Deceased
HK mourns over sudden death of Ipod
The world had yet another loss, as HK's plus size Ipod, Giganta, was declared dead last night at 0000hrs. The plus size Ipod, which has been inseparable with HK for the past four years, introduced amazing music to his life. The loyal pet stood by HK's side through his time in the physically and mentally demanding Survivor Model Bootcamp. However, at midnight last night, Giganta had a sudden major heart attack and went into seizure thereafter. The controversial Reality TV star HK, who was present at the moment, attempted to revive the dying plus size pet with whatever little knowledge he has of CPR, however all attempts are futile.
Autopsy results later showed that Giganta's body crashed right after its seizure, the cause of death is unknown but word has it that it was the intense weight of the Reality TV star HK that may have been the culprit for the crushed body.
"I didn't even get to say goodbye," said a grieving HK in between tears. "We didn't even have the chance to sing one last song together! We promised to always sing Sound of Music's 'So Long Farewell! Its Time to say Goodbye!' before a major departure! Life can be so cruel!"
HK refused to give any comments thereafter, turning away scheduled press interviews.
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