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Thursday, January 18, 2007


An Entertaining Day At The Entertainment Centre

Charity Concert For The Unfortunates

Stars got together yesteday afternoon at Jurong East Entertainment Centre to have a 6 hour long concert to raise funds for PUSTWOOPSY, a charity organisation created by Reality TV couple JXHK that cares for the unfortunate souls who can only afford to watch one movie a year. With the release of approximately 1246 thousand movies this year, the organisation is trying to raise more funds to create more free movie passes and free flow of popcorns to the benefits of the organisation.

The concert was a major sellout with promising performances from not only JXHK, but an all studded cast of their friends - heiress and daughter of notorious triad boss, Huat Myer, accompanied by her newly engaged fiance, Rose. Rose, who had been controversially unemployed ever since his prom queen cum valedictorian days, has finally entered the spotlight with his recent sign on with Singapore's acclaimed one and only one man rugby team, The Muscleman. Besides the triad love birds and the Reality TV couple, slated to appear at the concert was also ex competitive swimmer Cheryl, and her super star husband Maximus Zhang. However due to his ongoing participation in Model Bootcamp season 3, Cheryl was unwilling to perform alone with her signature Low Manly Voice. After much persuasion from JX, the retired swimmer decided to join the rest in a bid for charity.

The initial plan was to have a "Skating with Celebrities" special, but due to unforeseen circumstances (the skating rink melted due to intense global warming [save the world people!]), they then decided to perform live at a charity gig.

To make sure their voices were in optimum conditions, the organisers of the show had cups of honey lemon specially flown in from harvester Pooh Bear's kitchen Hundred Acres Wood. The celebrities then performed a medley of songs ranging from english, chinese to canto pop. Rose showed off his multilingual tongue when he performed a native hindu folk song, "Calcutta (I am a taxi driver man)" and a duet with his fiancee in cantonese, "Wu Ding" (commonly known as the antenna song). The crowd reached a high when HK, alongside with JX and Cheryl, performed a sexually confused rendition of the 1999 classic hit, "Barbie Girl".

The entire event was a huge success, raising an estimated S$4561million for the PUSTWOOPSY. The public is able to carry on showing their love and support for the association by purchasing the album which consists of all the songs performed that day.

Fresh Hubber Faces


Reality TV stars JXHK are now the new fresh faces of Hubberfront. After the recent release of another blockbuster movie together last december, the celebrity couple are now lending their faces and names to "Warmest Wishes" campaign for Hubberfront. They also coined the term "Hubber" and has signed a 2 month contract deal as "Hubbers" for the upcoming festivities like Valentine's Day and Chinese New Year.

However the 2 Hubbers refuse to comment how much are they paid for the endorsements but rumours said it is an estimated S$1, 500.00 a month deal. The couple would be releasing a series of rainbow color posters, sim cards and phone cards showing them as "Red Hubber", "Orange Hubber", "Green Hubber" and many more.

The highly anticipated advertisements, that were set to have a 1st February release, were accidentally leaked onto an internationally video sharing website, itube, were a major hit with 15467654 views per minute. The power couple were seen sitting in cubicles talking over the softphone and sending secret "warmest wishes" messages to each other under their boss's nose to brighten up their mundane office life. "WAH! Hao li hai yo! BANG BANG! MUACKS MUACKS!" quote from an avid HK fan MuackzHk.