PY Stays in C.S.I.

PY Becomes A Main Cast On Hit Show

After appearing on the last season of the award winning TV series, "C.S.I.", the producers who was swept off their feets by singer PY's performance, has thus signed her on to be a main cast of the hit show for the next season. After 15 seasons, the show is the longest running television series other than the long the draggy soap opera "Days Of Our Lives" as well as the very controversial "Survivor" series. However, one would have to think how many ways can a person die? With so many seasons of solving crimes through forensic, one would have to wonder the security of the place. Despite these heart burning issues, the show has proved to be one of the best television series by far. PY who played a small role of an intern for the C.S.I. team for last season's season finale, is going to reprise her role as geeky Patty for the brand new season of "C.S.I.: Sentosa" where they will uncover cases of mysterious deaths on the small island of messy bicycle tracks.

Salty's Potatoh Wedges

Salty seeking for love in new show

Disappointed fans of Salty need not worry further as Salty is in talks to search for her new love in a brand new reality TV series called "Potatoh's Wedges". After the much hyped about Salty and JF saga, fans have come up with the idea of a new show for the producers, to help her get through these tough times with a hope of finding her love in another man. The show is said to be hosted by fellow resident bitch BeeHoon and it will be a country wide search for her 12 'wedges'. Celebrity friends like reality tv stars JXHK, local songstress PY and celebrity couple Bennah Wee are said to make cameo apeparances as guest judegs on the show to help find her 'wedges'. Fans are sure to be keeping their fingers crossed for the show's success.

Salty Toh: Who’s ‘HH’?

Singapore – the anticipated hot date between celebrities Salty Toh and JF Lye proved to be a major let down, both to Salty and her fans. Not only has JF not popped the question in asking her to be his date at the upcoming Gala premier of his debut movie “Lye with Dammy”, there seemed to be a third party between the two, whose relationship was already sour. Fashion critics have slammed Salty’s choice of clothes that day, saying her ‘ugly shirt, jeans and specs’ was a jinx to how the date turned out. Korean psychologists Ms Jin, however, said that Salty was just adopting a basic defense mechanism against the possibility of a broken heart. When interviewed, a quiet Salty retold her date at first calmly, before breaking down. “When we were on the bus, I realized JF was a fixing a date with this girl called H.H. via sms.” Salty said, tearing slightly. Who exactly is H.H., Salty is not sure. Here at YAWP, we will be contacting ex-boy band member Ben (or more affectionately remembered as ‘No.0’ by his fans), who is acquainted with JF’s best friends, to solve the identity of the mystery woman ‘H.H.’. Salty thanked this reporter countlessly. “He was so good looking that day,” she sighed, referring to the man of her dreams. “Wearing a black polo tee with jeans, with nose so sharp, lips so thin and eyes so big, he looks just like an angel.”

Fallen Superstar Salty Return

Singapore – A-lister Salty Toh is set to return to Singapore tomorrow, after an unannounced getaway vacation to Hong Kong. Sources said that the celebrity’s back just in time for the planned date with notorious Casanova and superstar, JF Lye, set on Friday – Vesak Day. The duo is rumored to have planned a trip to a temple, followed by a rendezvous along the Singapore River, when they would release 999 lotuses into the water for good luck, followed by 10000 doves into the sky. The latter is sponsored by the kind people who also brought you the commercial titled “If-you-free-the-birds-it’ll-bring-you-good-luck”. When asked if he was always this superstitious, the star of “Lye with Dammy” said with a small smile, “I really hope the people like it. After I’ve been whacked in the nose by the f***ing hockey puck, bad luck’s been following me like I’m UHU glue.” Asked if it’s true that Salty would be doubling as his ate this Vesak Day, JF gave this reporter a cheeky grin and said this, “you think I’ll tell you that? You did?! You can go sell your backside, lah.” Not the most eloquent of men out there, but Dammy’s bad-boy image sure is keeping us hooked.