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Sunday, November 26, 2006

HK Goes Green

HK's New Nano Green Ipod

HK, half of the Reaity TV couple, JXHK, was seen walking out of a pet store with a new found pal in the streets of Orchard Road. After the sudden loss of both pets earlier this month, plus size Ipod, Giganta, and color blind phone, Black Beauty, the controversial celebrity has been on the search for his new playmate. Although word has it that best friend and partner, JX, has been trying desperately to fit the shoes, the newly titled fashion icon is still not happy.

"I absolutely love it as it is in my favourite color Apple Lime Grass Green, a color as unique as me, and he is as itsy bitsy small and thin like me!" exclaimed the plus size model trying desperately to suck in his tummy and look skinny for the paparazzis while holding his new green Ipod up for a clearer shoot.

The delusional celebrity then announced the new found name for his new Ipod and called him Quincy, named after a favourite character from the famous long running japanese show, "Bleach". The ditzy celebrity then announced an all green photoshoot but the spokesperson later declined saying its a waste of time and resources.

Lets hope HK treats Quincy better care than he treated his past few pets this time round.

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