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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

HK Robbed

Reality TV star HK robbed at home

When Reality TV superstar HK went home last night, he find that his home is ransacked and after awhile, he realised that his paper of collage neoprints had gone missing. He then called the cops and is now posting missing flyers in hope of finding his lost picture collection. When asked what how he is dealing with this major blow he said, "YOU WHO STOLE HIM RETURN HIM TO ME NOW! I GIVE YOU ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME IF YOU WANT! BUT RETURN THAT BACK!"
Friends of HK has been on the look out for his missing pictures as well especially best friend and half of the famous JXHK franchise, JX, has even made multiple phone calls to libraries and asking, as well as explaining because they do not know what are neoprints, if they have any neoprints in their lost and found sections. She even made a trip round the world in search of her best friend's favourite and priceless picture collection. An award was also given to the person who brings it back to him. This is a special request by HK, "If the culprite is reading this right now better beware as i will hunt you down." :)

Saturday, June 24, 2006

JX's Bollywood Success

JX becomes hot producer in Bollywood Films

REality TV superstar JX has taken a break from the spotlights to try on the producer's seats. JX, half of celebrity duo JXHK and shot to fame on her reality TV series "A Famed Life", took a stab in the dark by entering the Bollywood scene with her first Bollywood film last month. Her films which are both thought provoking and conservative brought raving reviews from various film critics like Jay "Smelly" Chou and many more. After her first film "Monster in Lake", she had a string of success one after another and is now taking the world by storm with her movies. Her most recent and by far the best movie "Nana - Elephant with the Sharp Nose" won her the Best Film award on the recent Bollywood Award show which they pay tribute to the year's best films and directors.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Movie Reviews

Nana - elephant with the sharp nose (based on a true story).

Synopsis: a man, orphaned at a young age, has no other family members or kin the whole of his life. All that he has is nana, an elephant who is more of a friend than just another animal in the man's eyes. However, one day, when the happy and in love duo were out playing as usual, the man realized with shock and bewilderment that nana is beginning to shun him. What happened? Is the strong friendship and love the man and nana share for 162728 years over for good? The man soon notices that the reason why nana avoids him might stem from a person no other than... HIMSELF. Both a moving tale of romance with an unexpected thrilling twist at the ending, NANA - ELEPHANT WITH THE SHARP NOSE, is set to take the world by storm when it opens next year. starring Hindu new comer Chanderlee P. Patil, whose multitude of amazing facial expression earned him the title of 'the Tom Cruise of Bollywood and the Far East', I hope you enjoy the show as much as I did, making it.

Cow Jumps Over The Moon

Singapore - The highly anticipated must watch summer movie event of this year is not 'Nana - elephant with the sharp nose' but is 'Cow jumps Over The Moon'. It is a tale, based on the famous rhyme about running forks and spoons, about an Emporer's search for his holy cow, introducing newcomer plus size super model Rosy Yanini, to gain back the trust of his citizens. This is Rosy's first attempt in hitting the big silver screen and yet her performance exceeds all expectations. Multi-award winning director Ang 'Sana' Lee once again delivered another amazing movie about a forbidden friendship between the Holy Cow and Chang Er, played by Singaporean actress Salty Toh. Veteren actor Vince PuNehNeh, plays the role of the desperate Emporer who is trying to earn back his citizens' trust, was rumoured to be the one and only actor whom Lee want as the Emporer. This movie was a box office breaking success when it first premiered in the Himalayers Theatre. Critics deem this Lee's most ground breaking movie ever. With such an amazing cast, it is only justifyable if the OST is as equally good. "I am Cow" by Superstar Peiyu was a no.1 Billboard hit when it first premiered on MTV's Total Request Live.

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Top Gunn

This high action testosterone driven movie is the right movie to launch the acting career of new comer, Ethan Hawke Zhang. After rumours of just riding on the popularity waves of ex competitive swimmer Cheryl, this movie will be a chance for him to prove to the world that he is just not another pretty face but one that can act too. The movie is about an arrogant young pilot who rose the ranks too fast that he got too rash and impaired with fame and pride that he did not notice that his world would come tumbling down after the gaining of body weight, as he could no longer fit into the driver's seat of the fighter plane. However, we get to see him lose some excess weight and rise to be the next top gun in his squadron. This film has a short cameo appearance of fame fashion advisor, Thin Gunn, as a gay air pilot who tries to hit on Ethan by appearing many times second after second saying, "Dear Pilots! Carry ON!". This ground breaking movie is set in 3-D so the audiences can feel and see the planes flying on screen.