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Monday, November 27, 2006

Farewell Tribute To Fashion Icon Sparks Controversies

HK Holds Ceremony In Memory Of Ex Fashion Icon After Win




After being crowned winner of hit reality TV show of 2006 "Survivor Model Bootcamp", the Reality TV star was met with major tragedy. Best friend of the fashion icon on the show, who went through thick and thin with him, finally died at a ripe old age of 18202839 years old. Nokia 8250 aka Black Beauty, who had multiple unsuccessful attempts at suicide to reasons unknown towards the end of the TV series, was being put to sleep finally late last night due of his irreparable state of amnesia and Parkinson's disease.

The close friend whom the celebrity was acquainted with during the show had attempted multiple suicide attempts previously, like jumping down high-rise buildings while HK was asleep and many more, but he miraculously survived each fall with mere fractures and broken bones. In his prime, Black Beauty was a living legend in the worlds of fashion and cutting edge technology. He first caught the eye of the public when he sported a feminine bright pink outfit, breaking all conventions that hot pink are not for males. Soon after, Black Beauty shocked the world once again when he decided to go barenaked, removing his trademark bright pink and all. Due to serious protests by the United Nations of Human Rights, Black Beauty finally obliged, and the world saw him in his best - Sexy Black. A sleek, skin-tight outfit designed personally by HK's best friend, JX's line of clothing - the Orang.U.Tan - it inspired many designers and trend followers all over the world and thus given the title Black Beauty.

The death of Black Beauty came as a second blow to the star, with the recent sudden demise of his other close friend of 4 years, Giganta. The beautiful giantess, who suddenly went into shock and sudden lethal myocardial infarction a few days ago, was an old friend of HK's even before Model Bootcamp. Together with Giganta and Black Beauty, HK got through the tough times in Model Bootcamp having to be size 0 despite being a whopping size 17873 originally.

"Of course I'm crushed about Black Beauty's death," said HK before bawling bowls of tears, "but I understand he's in a better place now. He had been wanting to die for ages, now he finally got what he wants!"

HK had a touching memorial service for the once fashion icon shortly after that of Giganta. When asked if he would be able to move on, the Reality TV star revealed that he would be getting back together with his other friend, Sleek Beauty. "Sure, Sleek Beauty is not my dead Black Beauty, but at least he's not colorblind, and he can take nice pictures!"

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