Rose Fills Up 'H' Cups!
Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
Valedictorian Prom Queen of 1996 Rose Cmon Chew is growing out of proportions after a recent visit to an anonymous plastic surgeon. After having a 23 page photo spread on "Playboy" magazine, word has it that the ex prom queen has recently lost a major role in an upcoming summer blockbuster sequel, "Big Momma's Titties 2" after experiencing a boob job gone wrong. When asked about his unfortunate experience at improving his vivacious body, he just bluntly exclaimed, "SUCKSAAA!" before punching and slapping his long term girlfriend Huat Myer on her arm and flashing his mega watt smile.
Rose is curently seeeking medical attention for his larger than life bossoms and is refusing to comment on the identity of the surgeon who "worked" on him. However, despite having an unfortunate first experience on plastic surgery, the recently named 2007's Rising Star is still keen on improving his looks. "I very hamsome but if got chance will go make my teeth," exclaimed the ex prom queen. His long time girlfriend and daughter of the infamous 90210 gang, Huat, also revealed that Rose is currently keen to meet up with the less than fortunate girl from the 'Quit--Smoking-Or-You'll-Look-Like-Me Campaign' to join him in their conquest to look better than before.
Although Rose might have lost his lead role in "Big Momma Titties 2", it is rumoured that he will be starring alongside Sean William Scott in the next "Dukes of Hazzard" movie called "Dudes of Hazzard" as the double D, Daisy Dude, a cross dresser with hazzardous silicon breasts that explodes upon impact. The once prom queen seemed set to be the next Superstar.
Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
Valedictorian Prom Queen of 1996 Rose Cmon Chew is growing out of proportions after a recent visit to an anonymous plastic surgeon. After having a 23 page photo spread on "Playboy" magazine, word has it that the ex prom queen has recently lost a major role in an upcoming summer blockbuster sequel, "Big Momma's Titties 2" after experiencing a boob job gone wrong. When asked about his unfortunate experience at improving his vivacious body, he just bluntly exclaimed, "SUCKSAAA!" before punching and slapping his long term girlfriend Huat Myer on her arm and flashing his mega watt smile.
Rose is curently seeeking medical attention for his larger than life bossoms and is refusing to comment on the identity of the surgeon who "worked" on him. However, despite having an unfortunate first experience on plastic surgery, the recently named 2007's Rising Star is still keen on improving his looks. "I very hamsome but if got chance will go make my teeth," exclaimed the ex prom queen. His long time girlfriend and daughter of the infamous 90210 gang, Huat, also revealed that Rose is currently keen to meet up with the less than fortunate girl from the 'Quit--Smoking-Or-You'll-Look-Like-Me Campaign' to join him in their conquest to look better than before.
Although Rose might have lost his lead role in "Big Momma Titties 2", it is rumoured that he will be starring alongside Sean William Scott in the next "Dukes of Hazzard" movie called "Dudes of Hazzard" as the double D, Daisy Dude, a cross dresser with hazzardous silicon breasts that explodes upon impact. The once prom queen seemed set to be the next Superstar.
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