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Thursday, March 29, 2007


HK Bares It All

Superstar discarding old image along with his clothes

Unwavering spotlight upon him for months since he first stepped into the industry, multi-talented celebrity HK has once again created a new wave of rave about him, this time for his most recent image - one which showed more skin than ever. HK is touted to be following in the footsteps of pop princesses Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera back in their younger days, where they exchanged their all sugar and spice personas for the sex siren image.

Having worked with personal trainers Sandals and Tarzan (acquaintances made onset of Ghost Rider, who played ‘Casper 1 and 2’) religiously for the past few months without fail, HK seemed to have been planning to surprise the public with his ‘flesh-baring’ antic. Upon their initial meeting, HK had no idea his co-stars were famous gym gurus and on-off life partners, the TarSan, whose achievements included selling millions of exercise home videos worldwide, “TarSan Can Lift Weights, So Can You!”. The pair amazed HK when he saw their skinny frames onset of ‘Ghost Rider’ for the first time, and after giving him countless tips on how to work out for maximum results, TarSan decided to take HK under his wings and train with him regularly at their gym, Passion for the Passionate People (membership to be a Passionate is available at http://www.i-am-passionate.com/. The first 50 early birds to sign up will receive a complimentary Passion Fruit smoothie shake, whilst promotion last).

2 months after he first begun with his new gym instructors, HK has significantly lost weight and body mass, earning in return new biceps, triceps and his new friendship with Tarzan and Sandals. Today saw HK debuting his new look, dressed by the outfit retailer New Urban Male, who has recently signed him on as their official spokesperson. “I’m very happy with my newfound muscles,’ said HK at the press conference. ‘I’m also very glad to represent NUM, although I had a bit of a problem during the clothes tryout process for today’s conference.’ HK was referring to an earlier incident of wardrobe malfunction when he tried on NUM’s initial set of planned outfit for him – a tight white Canada vest. “White is so not my color,” HK continued with a small laugh when asked about the incident. “I knew it was wrong immediately when I wore it, and that's why I changed into the red piece instead."
However, an insider who refused to be named told this reporter that HK had abandoned the initial white Canada outfit because it was 'so small and tight he looked like he's bursting at the seams'. He also mentioned that HK was reluctant to come out from the dressing room, draping himself with the curtains on the doors and throwing a huge diva din about it not being tailored made for his size.

"That's all nonsense," HK said with a laugh, when he was asked to verify the validity of the unname source. "I just prefer the red HongKong outfit for two reasons. One, HongKong's initial is the same as my name, HK, and second and most important of all, red brings out my beautiful rosy cheeks like no other colors can!"

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