Playboy's New Bunny

Rose's "Megajin" Debut

Ex prom queen Rose is once again stepping back into the limelight with his post corrective plastic surgery figure. Rose, as he is commonly known as, has recently signed a whooping $1424531million dollars with iconic label, Playboy, to be their new spokesperson.

The controversial star, who commented openly for his love for plastic surgery, not only appeared on the cover of the latest issue of 'Playboy' but also has a 32 page photo spread of the star in different color bathing suits. The issue also, for the first time, comes with a life size cardboard stand of the valedictorian prom queen.

"Suckesahhh! Throw away the megajin! Don't like the picture!" exclaimed the shy and once humanitarian prom queen, as he carried on staring at himself on the issue of the magazine with adoration in his eyes.

The uprising star, who is also the first of many male celebrities to use his maiden name as a stage name, joined heiress Pairis Hilton and Justin Timberleg when he coined a new catch phrase "SUCKSAHHH!" was also recently added into the 'Guinness World of Book Records' for 'Having the most number of hair pins stuck in the hair and still look beautiful' record with an amazing 451352 hair pins placed on one head.

The ex prom queen, who once went round the globe to do humanitarion works after his crowning glory of being prom queen of 1996, looked as stunning and beautiful as ever despite recently undergoing corrective surgery for his infamous boob job. He also revealed that he is going to release his first album with "True Colors" being his first single and it is going to be released in 145132different languages to cater to his huge international fan base 'Rose Butts'. He offered to have a live performance of his single but after 15mins, 'Show me your true colors' seemed to be the one and only line. Step aside JXHK as Rose is set for world domination.

Rose's debut album 'Rosie Pom PiPi' is set for a summer release and this month's issues of 'Plaboy' are out in stores now.

Rose Fills Up 'H' Cups!

Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

Valedictorian Prom Queen of 1996 Rose Cmon Chew is growing out of proportions after a recent visit to an anonymous plastic surgeon. After having a 23 page photo spread on "Playboy" magazine, word has it that the ex prom queen has recently lost a major role in an upcoming summer blockbuster sequel, "Big Momma's Titties 2" after experiencing a boob job gone wrong. When asked about his unfortunate experience at improving his vivacious body, he just bluntly exclaimed, "SUCKSAAA!" before punching and slapping his long term girlfriend Huat Myer on her arm and flashing his mega watt smile.

Rose is curently seeeking medical attention for his larger than life bossoms and is refusing to comment on the identity of the surgeon who "worked" on him. However, despite having an unfortunate first experience on plastic surgery, the recently named 2007's Rising Star is still keen on improving his looks. "I very hamsome but if got chance will go make my teeth," exclaimed the ex prom queen. His long time girlfriend and daughter of the infamous 90210 gang, Huat, also revealed that Rose is currently keen to meet up with the less than fortunate girl from the 'Quit--Smoking-Or-You'll-Look-Like-Me Campaign' to join him in their conquest to look better than before.

Although Rose might have lost his lead role in "Big Momma Titties 2", it is rumoured that he will be starring alongside Sean William Scott in the next "Dukes of Hazzard" movie called "Dudes of Hazzard" as the double D, Daisy Dude, a cross dresser with hazzardous silicon breasts that explodes upon impact. The once prom queen seemed set to be the next Superstar.

Reality Star Enters Rehab

JX Seeks Professional Help

Famed Reality TV star JX has recently declared that she has an addiction and it is none other than alcohol. After savouring the delicious chocolate flavoured alcoholic drink on best friend HK's 21st birthday party last month, the once world reknown Bollywood film producer has been drinking ever since. She has been found attending multiple parties drinking and eating non stop at the buffet table.

Her last appearance before admitting to her addiction was when she went to the Garden themed birthday party dressed as a Pest Control Worker holding a can of pesticide on one hand and alcohol on the other. The drunk fashion designer sprayed pesticide at anyone dressed as a butterfly or any form of insect shouting, "COCKROACH!" in the loudest most femine voice ever.

After her embarassing appearance at the party, she decided that she needed to seek professional help in quitting the addiction and is now admitting herself in the prestigious rehab facility in Hollywood, "Loser". The famed institution housed more than 12345million celebrities each year and assures every individuual that they will lose their addictions and walk out of the place with a loser certificate to certify their soberness.

Celebrity friends and fans of the Reality TV star gathered both outside and inside of the facility to show care and support for her.