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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Playboy's New Bunny

Rose's "Megajin" Debut

Ex prom queen Rose is once again stepping back into the limelight with his post corrective plastic surgery figure. Rose, as he is commonly known as, has recently signed a whooping $1424531million dollars with iconic label, Playboy, to be their new spokesperson.

The controversial star, who commented openly for his love for plastic surgery, not only appeared on the cover of the latest issue of 'Playboy' but also has a 32 page photo spread of the star in different color bathing suits. The issue also, for the first time, comes with a life size cardboard stand of the valedictorian prom queen.

"Suckesahhh! Throw away the megajin! Don't like the picture!" exclaimed the shy and once humanitarian prom queen, as he carried on staring at himself on the issue of the magazine with adoration in his eyes.

The uprising star, who is also the first of many male celebrities to use his maiden name as a stage name, joined heiress Pairis Hilton and Justin Timberleg when he coined a new catch phrase "SUCKSAHHH!" was also recently added into the 'Guinness World of Book Records' for 'Having the most number of hair pins stuck in the hair and still look beautiful' record with an amazing 451352 hair pins placed on one head.

The ex prom queen, who once went round the globe to do humanitarion works after his crowning glory of being prom queen of 1996, looked as stunning and beautiful as ever despite recently undergoing corrective surgery for his infamous boob job. He also revealed that he is going to release his first album with "True Colors" being his first single and it is going to be released in 145132different languages to cater to his huge international fan base 'Rose Butts'. He offered to have a live performance of his single but after 15mins, 'Show me your true colors' seemed to be the one and only line. Step aside JXHK as Rose is set for world domination.

Rose's debut album 'Rosie Pom PiPi' is set for a summer release and this month's issues of 'Plaboy' are out in stores now.

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