Gracie Turns A Big 2-0

Its beauties and geeks altogether at Grossman's 20th birthday bash

Gracie Grossman, best known for her convincing role as the fat, orange cat in "Garfield: Fat Cat in the City" ( a remake of 1999's "Babe in the City") recently just turned twenty, and her not-too-surprising surprise party was held at Laguna Beach, though the party-goers stayed far away from the water due to Gracie's volatile allergies to sea water. The beach party started off in secrecy, planned by her friends acquainted during her participation in flop reality TV series "Beauty and the Geek", which was scraped midway through filming processes due to the sudden and massive dropping outs of the 'beauty' contestants, leaving only the 'geeks' (of whom Gracie was part of) to continue on with the challenges. The show that never made it wasn't a complete failure though, as we see Gracie and her fellow 'geeks' bonding and forging real friendships that lasted way the filmings. To celebrate her big 2-0, the 'geeks' rented a holiday chalet along Laguna Beach to surprise Gracie, but news of her birthday bash soon got out when when one of the 'geeks' couldn't control her excitment at attending her first ever beach party in the last twenty years.
Alongside her geeky pals, Gracie's other friends from a different part of her life was also invited to the birthday bash, so as to form up enough people to finish the gigantic birthday cake baked by geeky friend Mary Poppies, Chief Baker at 'Baker's Inn'. The party see famous faces like retired competitive swimmer Cheryl Zhang, ice-princess socialite Amanda Bines, triad daughter and heiress Huat Myer and husband Rose D.D, Cantopop icon Jay 'Smelly' Chow and beau Emily (best known for her Oscar-winning role as Emily Rose in "Escapism of Emily Rose: The Return of the Ghost"), as well as popular reality TV couple JXHK.
Though the geeks and birthday girl Gracie turned up at the holiday chalet early morning at 5 am for a round of Tai Chi, her other friends all arrived fashionably late at 6 pm. Sensing tension from the gathered geeks who had been killing time meanwhile by solving a 1020284 pages of crossword puzzles and quadratic equations, JX knocked over Amanda Bine's Soya Bean Milk for beautiful skin, hoping that a little mopping and cleaning up which ensued will excite the geeks. She succeeded. After the geeks formed into two teams and competed over the title of 'fastest magic cleaners', the party proceeded out to the porch for a pot-luck dinner. The sight of the spread the geeks had arranged turned most people (except of course, the geeks) off, but Rose D.D., who has just returned home from Kuwait on a exchange trip, wolfed down half the spread, munching on a 102947m long bread stick which was initially part of the table decorations designed by Mary Poppies.
After the dinner, the party proceeded on for a movie-watching under the (glow-in-the dark stick-ons) stars. The explicit content of the movie screened shocked the geeks, and a girl fainted for a full 10 minutes due to high blood pressure. Fortunately, she came to shortly when the geeks held one of their friend's mismatched colored socks under her nose. After the glitch, the cutting of the humongous birthday cake followed. Due to the geeks' different system of photo-taking, Gracie's cooler party attendees were all caught in unglam positions, where gaping mouths and slitted eyes were exposed. Some were deeply offended by this. Retired swimmer Cheryl, who claims she had never been photographed badly before due to her spider-legs long eyelashes, demaded to have the developed pictures photoshopped, or she will file a lawsuit. The geeky photographer obliged.
Following that procession, the party-goers decided to fulfill one of Gracie's life-long fantasy - to walk slowly into the swimming pool pretending its the ocean, so she could imagine she was Rose from hit movie, "Titanic". As the crowd stood by the pool witnessing Gracie's magical moment, it was noticed that Rose D.D looked extremely uncomfortable when one of the geeks (playing Jack of "Titanic") called out 'I love you, Rose!" repeatedly to the wading Gracie. Rose D.D. excused himself to the bathroom thereafter. Her dream fulfilled, Gracie emerged from the swimming pool in great excitment - an absolute dead-ringer to cult classic "The Lochness Monster"- as she lumbered towards her friends for a thank-you hug. Catastrophe ensued as JX and Cheryl were knocked over by the immense body weight, and JX suffered from bleeding knees. She was rushed off to a make-shift polyclinic (set up by Huat Myer, Cheryl and Amanda Bines) thereafter. She was fine.
With the party almost over, some of the cooler faces left, leaving unwilling leavers JXHK, Amanda Bines and Cheryl with the rest of the geeks. Lounging around the bed, and doing attention-seeking poses, the four hinted on many occassions on their interest to join the geeks and Gracie in their midnight fire-works bazaar. The geeks ignored them, and they soon left in dismay.
The party was half-success; half flop, but one thing is for sure thought: geeks and beauties mixes like oil and water.