Porneo and Tohliet

Singapore - Fallen superstar Salty toh or currently known as Potatoh is now preparing for her disney on ice debut this summer. This highly anticipated musical on ice is going to star Potatoh and her rumoured on screen lover porn star JF Lye playing the leads of two star crossed lovers who got tragically crossed eyed due to some freak accident. Reality star duo JXHK are also having major roles in this icey love musical! It is a musical adaptation, twisted to modern context, of the all time favourite shakespear play "Romeo and Juliet". Fans of Potatoh all round the world and critics have been awaiting for this production since word of this tragic love story was accidentally let out by chatterboxy duo JXHK last year on their hit reality tv show "A Famed Life". And this is the first time where 3D glasses are going to be used in a musical on ice broadway production. Catch this heart wrenching, eye twisting, mind bobbling love tragedy musical on ice in the indoor stadium near you!

Fat Cat burglur

Cafe Cartel - Reality star JX's phone was sexually harrassed by the infamous Fat Cat Garfield Grossman and her accomplice the face of SAF 2006 Jay "Smelly" Chow. It was reported that the Bonnie and Clyde team was caught red handed (because they were playing with ketchup sauce at the moment) by JX's best friend HK. He was quoted as saying, "I knew something was wrong when her sms was as short as my hair!" The angry reality star start pressing his short spikes before continuing "I immediately went into treacon charlie and carry out what we've been practicing so far whenever our handphones get infiltrated by unknown sources who wants to know our secret to having non stop conversation topics and long never ending smses!" When asked what those actions were, he merely said, "Just switch off my phone lah!" He immediately gave himself a pat on his shoulders with pearls of tears rolling down his rosy burnt cheeks, and under his breath, he said, "Well done". Grossman whose movie "Fei Mao 2" was set to be released this weekend was cancelled due to reasons unknown. One things for sure though, the Cat was let out of the bag today when the Bonnie and Clyde duo were caught giggling away like a pair of girls upon JX's return from the bread counter and that caused her to raise an eyebrow of suspicion. Upon further investigation and the switching on of HK's phone after 1625mins, the culprit was caught and placed in a room for further interrogation. Spokesperson of both JX and Grossman refused to reveal any actions taken.

Reality Stars Crowned winners

In a small corner of a 5 room HDB flat in Redhill - Reality star duo JXHK has done it yet again! It was only 1 year ago when the two budding celebrities just released their now no.1 hit reality tv series "A Famed Life" which documents their life on becoming the next big thing! It took the world by storm and shortly after that they were seen all over the media and thats when their modelling career starts off. Known as Tyra Bumps and Heidi Plumps in the modelling world, JXHK - both plus sized models, showed the world that nothing is wrong with having thunder thighs. Following the success of their runway careers, they next then released a chart topping album "JXHK" with a string of no.1s like "Part of your world", "Cinderellee" and the anthem of 2005 "Wulala Song". With these amazing string of successes in their short career, they were recently crowned champions in a famous game show "DVD - Scene It!" where they announced the defining question with such utmost confidence together. They finished the show's finale by performing "We R the Champions!" and walked away with 10million dollars for their charity organisation "Feed Us Because We Are Hungry". Well we do not know what is going to be next on their to do list but one thing is for sure, they sure are great entertainers!