Fashion Gurus At Christmas Party

JXHK's Winter Collection Amazes Crowd

Celebrity couple JXHK's new venture as fashon designers has been internationally recognised after months of jetsetting round the globe showcasing their new found direction in their careers. Their designs were warmly greeted by the crowd at the 2006 Christmas party held at famous celebrity couple and best friends, Bennah Wee's, Malibu mansion. The couple meant for these designs to be a surprise christmas gift for their friends this year and they were not disappointed as the crowd love it.






















"The files are amazing! They are so pretty that it makes me feel like flying! WEEEEE!" screeched the new face of the "Sexy, Mysterious and Confident men" of Polo Ralf Lauren, F.B.B. aka Fatty Busty Ben before running around the house with a raised up right hand and pretending to fly out of the windows. Nana who received the "Disco Diva" hot pink file was so confused that she tried to turn it into a corsette thinking it is too beautiful as an ordinary file but a fashion accessory.

Although famous soap TV star Salty was not present for the event, word has it that she was watchin the entire event via satelite and enjoying every moment of it despite being abroad filming on her new show. Local songbird PY, also amazed the crowed when she held an impromptu fashion show herself sporting stick thin supermodels walking down the runway in tight fitting tees with the names of her famous friends' names over it.

The after show party held an all cookie buffet style dinner following the traditional ways of having cookies set aside the chimney for fat hungry Santa Clause. After the amazing year of 2006, the world should better prepare themselves for more news regarding the sexy 6.

Movie Reviews

The Man In The Facial Mask

Eighteenth century England; the Victorian time of mystery and romance. The ruling King of England - King Tom Dick Harry Peter IVVVI (played by the man of many faces, HK) was his citizens' subject of adoration. His charming looks and wit won him the heart of the Princess from Saudi Arabia (played by the beautiful JX), who migrated all the way from the Gobi desert to the Kingdom after they got married. All seem to be well: the country flourished, the people were happy and both King T.D.H.P IVVVI and his wife seemed to be in marital bliss... Or are they? What about the mysterious faint thumping noises and the sounds of chains escaping from the deep underground every night?

In twenty minutes of the film, "The Man In The Facial Mask" plunges the audiences into the real story behind what things seemed to be - and all is not well. Unknown to the everybody else, King T.D.H.P had a deep, dark secret which will ruin him and his reputation completely if exposed. Ten years ago, the then Prince T.D.H.P was not the one slated to be the next-in-line to the throne. Instead, the honor was to his younger brother and twin, Prince Ken Dan James Michael VVVIII (also played by HK). It was only tradition that the son with the most active oil glands - a symbol of prosperity - would succeed the throne. Being the oilier of the siblings, Prince K.D.J.M was the favoured son; the next King. Jealous and angered, Prince T.D.H.P decided to take fate into his own hands one faithful night. Sneaking into his brother's room while he was asleep, he slathered permanent T-Zone Facial Foam onto K.D.J.M's enviably oily face and locked him up in a secret dungeon he had built deep under the kingdom. Thinking that he had mysteriously disappeared, the kingdom mourned for the loss of K.D.J.M, and soon after the Old King died, Prince T.D.H.P rose to power, thinking his secret was buried forever.

Ten years after, in current times, King T.D.H.P had another evil plan in mind - this time to murder his wife, Princess Saudi Arabia, because of her unwillingness and stubborness to not remove her Arabic turban even after she was made Queen of England. Talking himself through his evil plan one night (as do all villains, coupled with incredible haunting soundtrack by the ChoirBoys who have finally emerged from their hiatus), the locked up Prince K.D.J.M overheard his brother's agenda, and was more determined than ever to break out of the dungeon to rescue his ill-fated sister-in-law.

Will the Man in the Facial Mask succeed and will justice be served? More importantly, will Princess Saudi Arabia manage to keep her head - turban and all - safely on her neck? "The Man In The Facial Mask" will answer all the questions, including a deliciously unexpected twist at the end of the film.

This is indeed one haunting film played to perfection by its set of stellar cast. The anguish face of Prince K.D.J.M behind the T-Zone facial mask will linger in your memory for a long time to come, and you are almost guranteed to not look at facial masks the same way again...

Ben Gets Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy

Ben's Solo Career Takes Off In Thailand

After his chart topping single, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Ben", conquered radio airwaves worldwide, Ben has finally released his much awaited debut solo album, "F.B.B." short for Fatty Busty Ben. His album has a record breaking sale of 45613million copies sold internationally, on its first official release date.

Ben also kick started his Asian Promotional Tour yesterday morning, flying off to the Land Of A Thousand Smiles - Thailand - for his first stop.

After touching down at the Suvarnabhumi Airport, he was immediately greeted with a literal thousand smiles, with some fans wearing smiley-face t-shirts to add up to that number. Touched, Ben flashed a thousand watt smile to his fans as appreciation.

He was then rushed off to the venue of his meet and greet session by his management, where he performed his number one hit single "Sexy Naughty Bitchy Ben". Donning his sexy beach babe attire courtesy of Roxy Beach Babes, Ben signed 1547684 signatures and ended the session with another song off his album, titled "A Thousand Miles" - a song he penned specially for his fans on the Land of a Thousand Smiles. Obviously, he had spelled the name wrong when he wrote the song. Despite the flaw in the song, it was still a promising future number one.

After his meet and greet session with his fans, the busy popstar was shuttled on to Siam Paragon for the official launch of Polo Ralf Lauren's new scent, "Sexy, mysterious and confident man", as well as their new winter collection of collar t shirts. As it was apt for the occasion, the Polo Ralph new face performed his previous hit, "Collershirt Girl" (cowritten and sung with wife Nana). He had to sub in for both the male and female parts, due to the absence of Nana at the moment, but the crowd wasn't disappointed.

Ben is touted by his adoring thai fans to be the next Tata Young - Toto Chan.

JX's New Book In Stores

'HK's NS Guide' A Major Sell-Out; A Minor Glitch During JXHK Autograph Session in Thailand

Last night, book stores island wide saw lines of readers queueing up outside the doors, all wanting to be among the first to lay their hands on a copy of their favourite idol's biography, "HK's Declassified NS Guide". The book went on the shelves officially at the stroke of midnight, to be in conjunction with HK's date of enlistment into the National Service two years ago, and it was a major sell out. Ethusiastic fans of the reality TV star had already set up tents, sleeping bags (and even campfires) outside the bookstores 21546 days ago, all wanting to be the first in the queue to reach the highly anticipated book written by HK's best friend and fellow celebrity, JX.

The book, which chronicles HK's life in his two years of NS, features many unseen and previously censored pictures of HK in his many phases of army life. It even had a section where HK's close friends from army penned something down for him. The book was a surprise present for HK from JX, and he was kept in the dark from the project until the day of its official release.

"I absolutely love it and although I had an idea what she is doing, I'm still very touched and surprised that she did all these things for ME! *Russell is so NICE!!!" the very emotional HK said before bursting into tears.

This is not JX's first attempt at writing, with previous sell-outs like number one New York Times' bestseller"JX's 15676846 Short Anthologies Of Her Life" to her name. That thick anthology series released half a year back kicked off major competitors in the likes of mystery-thriller"Da Vinci's Code" and even the acclaimed "Harry Potter" series. It is also rumoured that a movie adaptation of JX's internationally best seller book is in the makings, although movie buffs have their doubts over how long the film might last judging by how long it took to finish reading the book version.

As HK's biography flew off shelves like hotcakes that night, JXHK, alongside music lovebirds Bennah Wee, kick start their world-tour of the year with Thailand as their first stop. JXHK's appearance at Japanese bookstore "Kinokuniya" was a major surprise to eager Thai fans queueing outside the bookstore. After greeting the shouting fans back with a 'Sawadeecaaaap!', JXHK held an autograph session lasting for a long six hours, due to a large turnout of fans. Halfway through the autograph session, a group of enraged fans started shouting and cursing, stripping down to their traditional Muay Thai boxing shorts and challenging a bewildered JXHK to a fight. A translator informed the duo that the fans were upset because they claimed the signatures they had gotten look 'kah kah abigong kaiii' (the Thai equivalent of 'like shit'). A break was arranged and famous Thai masseuses were deployed via helicopter all the way from Suan Lam Nightmarket to massage JXHK's spasmatic hands. All was well thereafter.

*Russell, a side-lined character, is one of HK's army friend who penned down a short note for him, although JX is still the one who write the entire book and consolidated everything.

JXHK's Sleepover Club

JXHK's New Reality TV Show Gets Cosy With The Stars

Join famous celebrity couple JXHK and they celebrity guests every saturday night, on their new reality TV show titled, "Sleepover Club". After being internationally recognised as singers, film makers, book authors, models and fashion designers, they are finally back on the small screen with yet another promising reality TV show, with each episode featuring the couple staying over at the home of their celebrity friend.

"Sleepover Club" debuted last night with JXHK sleeping over at the newly Wee's weekend getaway mansion located in the secluded corner of Jurong in the west part of Singapore.
The couple was first seen trying to make their way to the godforsaken pad of the famous musical couple. After a long bus ride in, they were seen navigating their way to the hidden mansion with much trouble with HK sulking and heaving his stayover pack over his shoulders behind JX.

The episode gives an insight to Bennah Wee's life, as they explained that the reason for staying in such a deserted area was because the mansion was located right beside a jungle, which promised them fresh air that helps soothes their vocal cords every morning. The serene environment also served as their inspiration for writing new song lyrics, Bennah Wee claimed, pointing out that they could hear the chirping birds and their beautiful morning medleys due to the presence of the well known park nearby, "Jurong Bird Park".

The one-hour episode promises drama aplenty, as the couple was soon caught up in another tensed up drama with the newly Wees shortly after their arrival at their friends' mansion. One of the most-talked about moment in the episode was when ill-stricken Nana (who is also a grumpy Nana) chased a noisy JXHK out of the room with a loud 'GET OUT!'. This angry roar from Nana sent a false alarm to local authorities, who dispatched 3 troops of skilled-hunters in the search of a tiger on the loose (or so they belived) seeking refuge in the dense Jurong Jungle.
The misunderstanding was cleared up afterwards by Ben Wee.

The next episode of "Sleepover Club" will feature JXHK sleeping over at retired competitive swimmer, as well as ex-face of famous 'Lappy Laptops', Cheryl's, who now owns a pet shop named after her beloved dog 'Shee Shee and Put Put'. The dynamic duo will be ensued in even more drama with extra company from famous socialite and daughter of the Underground Triad, Huat MyEr and her gender-confused husband, ex-cedar girl prom queen cum valedictorian Rose D.D., as well as a cameo appearance by Cheryl's "Top Gunn" boyfriend, Ethan Hawke Zhang.

"Sleepover Club" promises to uncover dirty little secrets and to show a more personal side of the audiences' favourite celebrities and the way they live, and it is most definitely a guilty indulgence which will tempt the slutty and bitchy sides hiding away in all of us.

Salty Finds Love In "S.G.H."

Salty Finds Real Love On Set

Last week, they were first introduced to each other on the hit hospital drama series "S.G.H", and yesterday, they were already caught talking and getting cosy with each other on set. Was this just plain acting, or are we witnessing real life chemistry brewing between the two? No one could deny the intense sparks the on-screen lovers, Salty and Backpacker (an unknown actor whose name is yet to be released by the producers), have between them, despite the limited amount of time they have had with each other.

The drama series which premiered last month had a record breaking number of viewership on the day of its debut. It tells the life of a fresh nurse graduate, struggling with her social and new work life.

Last week, the series introduced the new face (backpacker guy) on the show as a male nurse on foreign exchange from another hospital, and whom showed interest in the female lead, Salty. Backpacker's cameo only lasted for a few episodes, as his character - true to his name - would be going abroad to backpack with his friends.

However, fans of the series love his appearance in the episodes so much they would like him to remain on the show and be part of the main cast and hopefully, ending up together with Salty's character. "They look so cute together!" gushed an ardent S.G.H fan, Saltyrox86, on the series's official website forum.

Rumours of Salty and Backpacker's romance growing from on-screen to off-screen has been spreading like wild fire. During the filming of the series's second season, insiders reported that the two were seen getting together frequently, practicing their lines and playing pretend doctors (with stethoscopes and thermometers present on set).

Despite speculations of them being a real-life couple, Salty has this to say to press: "I don't know, lah. I scared leh!" Asked why she was laughing so comfortably in backpacker's presence, Salty repeated shyly: "I don't know why also," before laughing feebily and adjusting her hair awkwardly.

Although the producers kept mum on the list of main cast in season 2, fans of the show would be happy to know that backpacker is spotted on the set of the show.