Ben Gets Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy

Ben's Solo Career Takes Off In Thailand

After his chart topping single, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Ben", conquered radio airwaves worldwide, Ben has finally released his much awaited debut solo album, "F.B.B." short for Fatty Busty Ben. His album has a record breaking sale of 45613million copies sold internationally, on its first official release date.

Ben also kick started his Asian Promotional Tour yesterday morning, flying off to the Land Of A Thousand Smiles - Thailand - for his first stop.

After touching down at the Suvarnabhumi Airport, he was immediately greeted with a literal thousand smiles, with some fans wearing smiley-face t-shirts to add up to that number. Touched, Ben flashed a thousand watt smile to his fans as appreciation.

He was then rushed off to the venue of his meet and greet session by his management, where he performed his number one hit single "Sexy Naughty Bitchy Ben". Donning his sexy beach babe attire courtesy of Roxy Beach Babes, Ben signed 1547684 signatures and ended the session with another song off his album, titled "A Thousand Miles" - a song he penned specially for his fans on the Land of a Thousand Smiles. Obviously, he had spelled the name wrong when he wrote the song. Despite the flaw in the song, it was still a promising future number one.

After his meet and greet session with his fans, the busy popstar was shuttled on to Siam Paragon for the official launch of Polo Ralf Lauren's new scent, "Sexy, mysterious and confident man", as well as their new winter collection of collar t shirts. As it was apt for the occasion, the Polo Ralph new face performed his previous hit, "Collershirt Girl" (cowritten and sung with wife Nana). He had to sub in for both the male and female parts, due to the absence of Nana at the moment, but the crowd wasn't disappointed.

Ben is touted by his adoring thai fans to be the next Tata Young - Toto Chan.