Fallen Superstar Salty Return

Singapore – A-lister Salty Toh is set to return to Singapore tomorrow, after an unannounced getaway vacation to Hong Kong. Sources said that the celebrity’s back just in time for the planned date with notorious Casanova and superstar, JF Lye, set on Friday – Vesak Day. The duo is rumored to have planned a trip to a temple, followed by a rendezvous along the Singapore River, when they would release 999 lotuses into the water for good luck, followed by 10000 doves into the sky. The latter is sponsored by the kind people who also brought you the commercial titled “If-you-free-the-birds-it’ll-bring-you-good-luck”. When asked if he was always this superstitious, the star of “Lye with Dammy” said with a small smile, “I really hope the people like it. After I’ve been whacked in the nose by the f***ing hockey puck, bad luck’s been following me like I’m UHU glue.” Asked if it’s true that Salty would be doubling as his ate this Vesak Day, JF gave this reporter a cheeky grin and said this, “you think I’ll tell you that? You did?! You can go sell your backside, lah.” Not the most eloquent of men out there, but Dammy’s bad-boy image sure is keeping us hooked.