Salty Toh: Who’s ‘HH’?

Singapore – the anticipated hot date between celebrities Salty Toh and JF Lye proved to be a major let down, both to Salty and her fans. Not only has JF not popped the question in asking her to be his date at the upcoming Gala premier of his debut movie “Lye with Dammy”, there seemed to be a third party between the two, whose relationship was already sour. Fashion critics have slammed Salty’s choice of clothes that day, saying her ‘ugly shirt, jeans and specs’ was a jinx to how the date turned out. Korean psychologists Ms Jin, however, said that Salty was just adopting a basic defense mechanism against the possibility of a broken heart. When interviewed, a quiet Salty retold her date at first calmly, before breaking down. “When we were on the bus, I realized JF was a fixing a date with this girl called H.H. via sms.” Salty said, tearing slightly. Who exactly is H.H., Salty is not sure. Here at YAWP, we will be contacting ex-boy band member Ben (or more affectionately remembered as ‘No.0’ by his fans), who is acquainted with JF’s best friends, to solve the identity of the mystery woman ‘H.H.’. Salty thanked this reporter countlessly. “He was so good looking that day,” she sighed, referring to the man of her dreams. “Wearing a black polo tee with jeans, with nose so sharp, lips so thin and eyes so big, he looks just like an angel.”