Ms. Singapore Bikini World 2006

Ben takes home the glory crown

This is the first time Singapore will see a proud local contestant particpating in the Ms.Bikini World 2006. After a fierce battle at the Ms. Singapore Bikini World 2006 pageant held yesterday night at the Singapore Indoor Stadium, Ms.Chan 'Busty' Ben, 20, will be the one flying off to India next month to make Singapore proud, in the skimpy neon-yellow bikini that wowed the judges and audiences at last night's pageant.

There were 20 other contestants, and Ms.Ben stood out from the crowd easily with her full figure and ample chest.
'My friends used to call me Busty Ben,' said Ms.Ben, smiling shyly as she twirled a strand of her long,permed hair between his finger. 'I use to tell them angrily: "Hey, don't call me that!", because I'm afraid those ah lians in my school might be jealous of me being busty, you know.' As the shiny tiara sat beautifully upon her head, and the glittery sash of 'Ms.Singapore Bikini World 2006' hangs across her body proudly, a surprising tear slipped down Ms.Ben's rosy cheeks.
'I use to be very sad, you know? Because my boobs were so heavy and I always felt like i was going to fall down like London Bridge, or tumble over like Humpty Dumpty, when I walk down the stairs. It was a very scary thought. I could have fallen to my death any moment.'

Luckily for Singapore, Ms.Ben's worst nightmare never came true, and yesterday night, the 20-year-old shone like a star at the bikini pageant. Wearing a skimpy neon-yellow bikini designed by famous swimwear 'Surfbabes' (of which Ms.Ben is the new spokesperson for), Ms.Ben strutted her stuff in confidence with a huge smile plastered on her face to reflect her friendliness.

Said Madame Teoh, one of the judges at the pageant, 'I really didn't expect Ben to be the winner the first time she came out from behind the curtains, because her smile was so huge and wide her eyes shrunk into two tiny little slits, which isn't very pretty.'
During the final challenge where contestants were asked to exhibit 'a unique talent which reflects their personality', Ms.Ben chose to showcase her ability to finish 1728292 McChicken (upsized) in 5mins, which won her the votes of almost all the judges on the panel, including Madame Teoh.
'Those big bites and repeated asks for an "upsize,please!", the unconcern for the mayonnaise sauce all around her cheeks and the pieces of lettuce stuck in her teeth as she continued eating away with such determination, Ben moved me deeply and so I voted for her,' said Madame Teoh.

Indeed, with a body like a goddess and a willpower of an unstoppable monster truck, Singaporeans should have high hopes on Ms.Ben to bring home the crown of Ms.Bikini World 2006 next month.

'I love her!' said student Christina Angelina, a fan of Ms.Ben, and chairperson of the 'We Love Busty Ben' fanclub. 'Me and my friends will be here cheering her on for the final pageant in India! Go Busty Ben we love you!'